Bill Baxter's Crazy Insane Sale

UPDATE: Turns out after getting a thorough pre-sales inspection that this car will need a fair amount of work before too long. It's leaking oil from the engine (but not enough to require adding oil between oil changes), and that is getting on the timing belt. The CV boots need some work soon. A few other things. Drives great now, but will need a fair amount of work to keep running this well long term. Note that the MP3/CD stereo alone, which I installed, is $199 retail, so that's basically only $300 for the car! Or just think of it as like 20 days of rental car and you get to keep the car when you're done!

• iPaq main unit (battery dead)
• $70 Vaja leather case (this one, but in black leather).
• USB docking cradle
• Extra USB sync cable
• AC power adapter
• Compact flash sleeve
• About a billion screen protectors
• Original manuals and software.

The down side: the battery is dead on this iPaq. I called HP tech support and replacing the battery is going to cost $130 if you send it to them. However, it seems to be something you could replace yourself for about $49 if you buy a kit, or buy a different kit, and if you don't mind getting your hands dirty a bit.

Image shows a slightly different model from the one I'm selling, but the link points to the correct item. The one I have uses a dongle rather than built-in ports.

Pump up your playing with some classy funky sounds, 70's style.

Converts bread into toast, through a process of high-temperature oxidation. Also converts raw fish into cooked fish, through a process called "broiling". Though some of us prefer to leave it raw.

No irony here. Just an iron.

Green in color. Smooth in texture. Plain in flavor. Odorless in smell.

Medium size. Sticker on box says $39.99. I think actually never wore this on a ride. I bought this snazzy new helmet, and paid to get our bikes fixed up so my wife and I could ride together, and then found out my wife doesn't like to ride bikes. Wha? I was stunned. Who doesn't like to ride bikes?

Make your next party actually cool. Needs a little electronic gizmo (ballast?) that plugs in the end to work.

Er, I mean candles shaped like sushi. Just what you've always needed but had been to busy eating real sushi to realize.

Halogen-ariffic. Needs a little bit of superglue repair work.

Mark all your possessions with old-school hipness using this EA200 labeler from who knows when. Spring loaded action! Refillable tape compartment! Rotating wheel!

Lots of compartments. Convenient carrying strap for your convenience in carrying. Hard to tell from the picture but the color is a deep dark green, not black. Very attractive. I don't think my wife ever used this.

Looks like some sort of Thai pattern to me. Made of leather. Except the pattern part, which is made of thread. Convenient carrying strap fits over most shoulders. Doesn't look to have been used at all.

Apparently this is "a backgammon game of India". And "gold seal edition". Hopefully, no actual gold seals were injured in the making. But you never know, back in 1964 that sort of thing might have been considered OK. These 1964 editions sometimes sell for $30 on eBay.

Check out the horn-rims on pops! The box is from about 1973, dating based on others for sale on eBay, but there's a bonus! A second set of Pit cards are in the box, which appear to be from 1964 or so. No rules booklet, but I'm sure you can find them online somewhere.

Cartoon madness! Adult Strategy!, or so the box proclaims. This is a profoundly silly game for 2-4 players based loosely on the antics of Looney Tunes characters. The Wabbits are getting mad, and they're trying to take over Farmer Brown's fields. Order an ACME jet pack to help your Wabbits zip around faster, or mail order some dynamite to lay siege to Farmer Brown's dog house. I have played this game far more times than I care to admit. It's very amusing. Up to three folks can play Wabbit tribes, and one player is Farmer Brown.

Never opened. Happy little cottage scene.

I beleive this one depicts some sort of winter.

Still shrink-wrapped in the box. Build your own woman. This one is "a whole different dimension in puzzles".

Decorated in what I think is Thai style with little mirrors sewn in. I might have bought these in Thailand when I was there, but it was so long ago, I just don't remember.

Three wheel covers. Perfect for all your three-wheeled vehicles.

Oversized, shmoversized. Prove your skillz by playing with this racket with it's "classic-sized" head.

An interesting gizmo to take apart, if nothing else.

Or hide it in your friend's shorts and hit the button and watch the hilarity ensue. Could easily win you the the $100,000 grand prize if you send resulting video to AFV. Please share winnings with me.

This "Mirage" helmet makes people think you're a tropical oasis.

Notably absent are John Smit and Pocohontas herself. Hmm. Where have those two gone off to?

Price reduced drastically on account of finding out that it needs some transmission work. Probably replacing the casing.